Porn is God
Welcome to Goon Church, where you'll to stroke yourself to salvation because PORN IS GOD. You've loved devoting yourself to porn ever since you found gooning. The sublimation of self is unlike anything you've ever experienced before, and now all you want is MORE PORN. Gooning is your religion. Porn is your God. Your connection with the divine gets stronger and stronger with every edge. You don't speak in tongues, but the perverted sounds that come out of you when you go DEEP are close enough. Your church doesn't have stained glass windows, but multiple screens, all displaying MORE PORN. You spent so much time lost on this earth, but now you've found porn. You've found goonslut salvation. I want you stroking. I want you edging. I want you moaning. I want you converting others. I want you recruiting others to THE GOON CULT WHERE PORN IS GOD.
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