Homewrecked SIMP
You’re having such a nice time, it’s been a year since you last saw me. You’ve missed my energy, my laugh, the way I bring the playful out of you. You miss the way I hold eye contact with you and make your heart skip a beat. It’s time to go now though, you ran out of things to say so you’re feeling awkward now and your girlfriend is expecting you home soon. That’s when I drop a bomb on you. I miss this too and I want you to get rid of your girlfriend. She’s the only thing getting between us. Whoa! I’m sorry, was that too direct? Okay, just chill a second. I forgot that you said you we're going to propose soon. I’m sorry! I don’t really have a filter. Let me backtrack here, just have a seat. We can laugh about it while I throw on some lipgloss… it’s so dry here. I swear I have to put this on every 3 minutes or else my lips will split. Suddenly you don’t seem to know where you are anymore…
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