Cheaper Than A Vasectomy
You come to me, a medical professional, looking for a vasectomy. I ponder that you are a little young for this procedure, but you reveal that the reason you want this done is because you're in a serious relationship with a really great woman, who doesn't want k 1 ds, and you kind of lied, telling her you'd already had the snip. After berating and humiliating you a little for being so dumb and lying, I reveal that because your medical insurance is so awful, this would cost you hundreds of thousands out of pocket. I'm a reasonable woman, so I suggest an alternative - blunt Encouraged trauma to your balls would have the same effect over time, leaving you infertile. It's certainly cheaper, and would help me relieve some of the stress from this high-powered job too. All you have to let me do is ballbust you, over and over, in these high heels. Pummeling your sperm into oblivion. Of course I'm going to have to kick HARD. I can't stop until your balls are black and blue, swollen, and I can take you down with one kick. You're going to be in so much pain by the time I'm finished with you, you won't even want to orgasm. No chance of your girlfriend accidentally getting pregnant now! Now, spread your legs...this next one's for her...
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