Erectile DISSfunction
I know you're turned on by me, but unfortunately for you, getting hard is off limits. You're not getting hard not because you don't want to, but because you can't! Awww poor you, I feel really sorry for you. NOT! There's a reason that someone like you has been targeted by such a pathetic "issue". I know you're super embarrassed and ashamed by your lacking manhood. Well, I'm here to remind you that you should be embarrassed, you should be absolutely humiliated by your shortcomings. Real men are able to get hard and maintain an erection. According to my research, erectile dysfunction has a high probability of affecting betas. You are without a doubt a pathetic beta if I've ever seen one! You not being able to maintain an erection honestly does the world a HUGE favor; now women don't have to deal with your lack of knowledge and expertise in the bedroom! See? Everything happens for a reason.