Fuck your 'Resolutions'
Let Me guess. you made a new year's resolution to stop spending so much money on Me, right? To stop wanking your dick to My clips? Maybe you even promised yourself you were going to stop checking My twitter and just completely delete your clip collection, cold turkey. lololololol, don't make Me laugh! Seriously?! you thought you could quit Me that easily? Well FUCK your resolutions! I DESERVE your cash, you were born to worship Me, you can't quit Me. I actually have some new resolutions for you. Yep, that's right. They involve you clicking and paying. All year long. Until you eventually spend even MORE $$$ than you did last year! Doesn't that sound better? I thought so.
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