My Assistant Is An ASSHOLE!
I'm at a pretty good place right now. Just signed a new contract, got some deals goin on...everything is pretty good but also pretty busy; there's A LOT going on. And as busy as I am, I can't keep up with all this by myself. So I decided to get an assistant! Somebody to do some shopping, arrange my appointments, somebody to basically make sure that my life is on schedule. Good idea right? So I called up this agency, answered a few questions, and they sent somebody out asap. Easy AF. Almost too easy. That should've told me something. Cuz the girl they sent out? mean she pretty. Skinny blonde wit blue eyes. Nice lil shape on her. But if I wanted to see a pretty bitch, I would watch a porno. I want a solid assistant. And this bitch ain't cuttin it. They said she's a sports management major but I KNOW she don't be going to class cuz she don't know nothin. Can't drive, fucks up at least four appointments a week, always buying the wrong brands, loses stuff ALL the time...and on top of that she always quiet. Like she plottin or something. She a asshole. I'm this close to gettin rid of her ass. But she hasn't fucked up in 4 days (a record) so maybe I'll keep her. Who knows. She just might end up surprising me.
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