Jack's New Pad
It's 2010 and cheeky-faced rugby player Jack takes a break from rescuing people to show off the super new duplex flat he's just bought. He's letting the spare room to one of his best mates and between them they have turned this penthouse property into a first class shag palace. The surprisingly tastefully decorated flat is light and airy has all the necessary requirements for two fit single blokes: three widescreen TVs, stacks of DVDs, a fridge full of beer and plenty of condoms on hand. Jack has been particularly lucky of late and is currently seeing a lovely young lady who he describes as the best cocksucker he's ever met, giving Jack's hefty package the worship it deserves. We got to interview Jack and he agreed to put on a little private show for his huge fanbase, in his own bedroom no less. It's just as well he's on the top floor as he has yet to buy curtains for the brightly lit room, something he is painfully reminded of after a night out wearing the old beer goggles.
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