THE GOON MACHINE: 4K REMASTERED EDITION
** NOTE FROM MIKI: Hey goon bot, you’re due to get back in The Goon Machine… In honor of the soon-to-be-released sequel, here’s a crystal-clear remastered edition of this cult classic. And unlike the original, this one is truly loopable, unburdened by an intro or outro. Enjoy the ride in Ultra HD… before you’re completely absorbed by the Machine, yet again.;) ** ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION: Welcome to the Goon Machine, pervert. I’m going to weaponize all of your perverted tendencies, and by the end of this (whenever that will be), you’ll be a twisted, brainless, zombified mess of a man. I pride Myself in seamlessly transforming useless, pornosexual, perverted gooners like you into obedient little drones. I know you’ll jerk off to anything, so you’ll have no problem jerking off to a clip that’s designed for destroying that stupid little brain of yours. Nothing is off limits for you. You’ll willingly enter the goon machine and stay in it, forgoing orgasms for the luxury of spending hours riding that edge for Me. You love gooning for Me, even though the price you pay is your own identity. You don’t mind, because the bulk of it has been erased already. Gooning is already your sex life. Let’s just solidify that fact one more time…
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