Your Morning Routine
We all have morning habits. Maybe you wake up, make your bed, brush your teeth, and have a cup of coffee. It's a routine that grounds you and brings regularity into your life. Something that starts your day off right. I know of something that could get your day started so much better. An improvement to your life, for sure. Something to truly reinforce your purpose in the world. My morning routine? I wake up, drink some water, make a light breakfast, and then use the toilet. And lord knows my morning routine is always so much better with a human toilet underneath me – because seeing someone underneath me receiving my kaviar is such a great start to my day. We both know that it would be a great start to yours as well... Rise and shine, bitch! It's time for your new morning routine.
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