Did Ya Bring The Cage
Did you bring it? Good. I was beginning to think you wouldn’t show up. Are you wearing it or did you want me to dangle it in front of your face for the whole restaurant to see.Well I did promise to be super bitchy about this so Let’s go over the legal paperwork. Yea, I intend to be very mean so I had my lawyer draw up a very tight contract. You’ll be making my car payments, insurance, plus rent and student loans!Oh and just to make your cage hurt, I’m making you spend 15 minutes a day jiggling your cage at my feet while I talk about the good old days when you coulda shot a load all over my stockings! Hahahaha. Oh and I’m recording it all.
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