Nasty NHS!
Those nasty folks at the NHS have deemed that if you get ill now, that the fastest way to get you out of the hospital is to make the nurses less like those from 'Carry on Doctor' and more like Nurse Ratched from 'One Flew Over The cuckoos Nest'! You'd think that they'd be finding inventive ways of making cuts to save some £'s, yet I find it's down to little ol' me to find a way of doing this..... and that's by making uniforms shorter! You'll see Carla has returned to Larasplayground for more fun and frolics. We are both in fully fashioned seamed stockings, suspenders, patent high heels and with the minimal length of our 'NHS money saving' uniforms, I think there's going to be a lot of spare money going around! This spare money should be used by the NHS to employ 6ft tall girls who have to keep bending over after accidentally dropping their pens on the floor! You may think that I haven't thought this through and that men will stay in hospital longer if such uniforms were introduced countrywide. This is, I agree, a fatal flaw in my plan but I can always have 1 Nurse Ratched per ward. So be warned, you men are in for a tiny spurt of discomfort after a long, long, long, pleasurable period of convalescing. C'est la Vie!
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