Kitchen Pig
I've been away from home for two days.. all I've done is eat, eat and EAT!! I've arrived home to realise I ate out my fridge before I left.. FUCK, it looks like its another take- out night.. but my belly is still a lil swollen from two days of stuffing myself silly. I mean, I stuffed so much that even a stranger commented on my swollen, pregnant looking belly.. ' has your abdomen always been this swollen?' he asked..I didn't even know where to put my face!!!! ** My EX has unfriended me on Fb.. I think he's caught a glimpse of this belly and presumed I must be preggo or summet.. little does he know its just a giant fuck off food baby I've got forming **BURPPP** I scoff these chicken mayo wraps effortlessly and cant help but rub my fat growing belly.. I tuck into some seasoned chicken wings but these are soooo spicy I can barely breathe when finishing these.. I jump down from my kitchen side, grab my fat swollen belly and waddle off like the pig I am! GS x X
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