Pussy Free 365
Valentine's Day is no different for you than any other day of the year. Do you think just because it's February that suddenly you're perceived as less pathetic than usual? Honestly, it's the opposite! Everyone knows you're a pussy free virgin. It's so clearly written across your face. you're pussy free today, you'll be pussy free tomorrow. you'll be pussy free every single day of every single year. It's really for the best. you're too far along in life to just *start* getting pussy. Give up now. Accept that for 365 days a year, the only thing you'll fuck is your hand. Virgin losers like you will never be given an opportunity to experience pussy. you should be thankful for that. Imagine how agonizing it would be to know what you're missing out on. At least now, you and your hand can enjoy Valentine's Day the way it was intended for losers. Ignorant of the pleasure you miss out on and all alone! It's going to be a long month, isn't it? Everyone else is so busy making plans with their significant others. That just leaves you all alone, with more time to goon!
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