Weak Gooner Bait
Were you planning on being productive today? Crossing some items off of your to-do list? You can go ahead and forget about all of that - I'm trapping you in a goon spiral and there's no escape. I'm going to lure you in and take over your entire day...maybe even longer. You can't escape it, your gooner brain is too weak. You're a porn addict, a jerk off junkie, and you can't resist getting your next fix. You're going on a porn bender and there's nothing that can stop it. Give up on being a productive member of society, gooner. If you're reading this, you've already taken the bait.
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