Drained before your date.
Let's get real here, there's no way you're going on a date without thinking of me a few times, rubbing your hand against the outside of your crotch, and giving in completely- like you usually do. I think its adorable you're trying to replace me with a "real" girlfriend, but I know you. You need to be used, abused, and taken advantage to get off, not smothered in love and affection, LOL. What a joke. You don't need a real girlfriend, you need me, your bratty, demanding online Princess, who knows exactly how to persuade you. Sneak away to the bathroom, drain those little bitch balls, and of course, your bank account. I'm taking it all, and leaving you and your date absolutely nothing. Princess always wins, what a stupid date! (HIGHLY recommend watching this before a real date, as it includes direct instructions!)