Curing Your Depression
I know it must be difficult to come in here today and admit what is bugging you. Oh my outfit? I feel like it helps my clients feel more relaxed when I am dressed like this. It makes them feel like there are not really at therapy. I know I am dressed a little provocatively but I am here to help. I know depression and anxiety are very hard things to get over. The way you perceive how I look is irrelevant. Just sit back and relax. Close your eyes. Take a deep breath in and out. That’s it. Let yourself get nice and relaxed. I want you to remove everything from your mind. Forget about everything that is stressing you. Imagine you are there in that happy, quiet place. Keep breathing in and out slowly for me. That’s it. How are you feeling? I want all of those deep dark thoughts to leave your head. I am here to help you. I am here to take all of that pain and suffering away. I am here to put you in a calm relaxed state of mind. I bet you are on a beach right now forgetting about every fear you have. Now more breaths in and out for me. Now open your eyes. You are in my circle and trust me completely. Now grab that laptop there and open it. Log onto your bank for me and type in my account details. Good boy. Now send me everything in your account. Perfect. I’ve received it. Now I want you to log into your mortgage account and sign your house over to me. Haha, you put all your trust in me and I just took everything! - Lilly Roma