Ford
<p>Ford enlisted in the Army right out of high school. He did a stint in Iraq and is back waiting for his tour of duty to end.</p> <p>I don't usually like to ask the military guys who have been in Iraq about it because most of them think it's pretty fucked up and the whole subject tends to be a downer.</p> <p>So, I asked him, "You've got kind of an unusual name. Was that from your mother or father?"</p> <p>"My dad," he said. "He's into cars and shit."</p> <p>"How about you -- are you into cars?"</p> <p>His response: "Yeah, I like Camaros."</p> <p>"But Ford doesn't make Camaros," I said jokingly.</p> <p>He smiled and said "Yeah, I know." God, I love military guys. What you see is what you get. And Ford is as military as you can get... right down to the haircut.</p> <p>"What are you going to do after you get out of the military?" I asked.</p> <p>"I dunno. Probably lay bricks or something."</p> <p>Now I've said this many times before -- a good meter of a guy's "straightness" is how easily he shows his asshole. Straight guys hate showing their assholes.</p> <p>When the cameras starting rolling we asked Ford to bend over and show his asshole. He did it but was clearly embarrassed. It looked a lot like he was getting a military physical. Maybe that's what it was. If he wasn't used to taking orders in the military he would have probably refused.</p> <p>"That was fucked up," he said. Yup, he's straight!</p>