The Goon Cycle Phase Three: Helpless
This phase, just like the rest is so extremely predictable I know it’s coming before you even leave stage one behind. You fucking love gooning, you love the feeling I give you. You never thought masturbation could be better than sex and before gooning to me you would have never believed it but here you are. Obsessed with me and addicted to gooning. You can’t help yourself you’re constantly waiting for me to give you your next hit of goon fuel, you need your Alissa fix. You realize that gooning is taking over your life, you love it so much you’ve become helpless to it and so you’ve come here today to try and tell me it’s time for you to cut back. You’re going to get your life back on track! You don’t want to be a chronic masturbator for life. It’s too late gooner! You’re nothing but a goon puppet now. Nothing will ever replace the euphoria you get from gooning to me. Even sex doesn’t fulfill you. You need me. If you try and refrain you’ll only relapse even harder when you come back. We both know, you’ll come back. Do you want to end up gooning your life away for days on end tearing your life apart? Of course not. The silly game is over gooner. You’re never going to quit. Embrace the goonaholic that you were born to be.
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