INKLINATION
Your roommate comes back with ANOTHER set of fresh tattoos. You give her the same old speech about how she might regret them and how they'll look when she's older but she's not having it. She dishes it right back asking you why you're always on her case about what she likes when she never makes comments about your interests...and she knows that it's usually the people pointing with one hand who are jerking off with the other. She puts that theory to the test. Leaving your phone downstairs might've been the dumbest mistake of your life, or happiest little accident ever. Going through your browser history she finds that you're much more interested in tattooed girls than you lead on. You've never been with a girl that looks like her before, but there's a first time for everything. But just like a tattoo I doubt she's going to stop after the first time. It's time to leave your permanent mark on your roommate.