Date Proposal Practice
I know asking a pretty girl out on a date is scary… it’s daunting, really, and it takes a lot of courage to suck it up and go for it. Don’t worry, you can practice with Me; I can help you perfect your proposal. Pretend that I’m the girl you’ve had your eye on at the coffee shop or whatever, and ask Me out on a date. It’s just for practice in the virtual setting, so don’t sweat it. Hah! Nope. I want to help you prepare for being rejected, HARD, because that’s what would and should happen. All I can do is laugh whenever those words come out of your stupid mouth. You think a girl like ME would go out on a date with a guy like YOU? You’re the last person anyone would want to go on a date with. This is the kind of practice you need. You deserve to be publicly shamed for having the “courage” to bother a woman. So come on, ask Me out, loser.