Help I Lost My Clothes
Imagine looking out of your window and seeing a SMOKING HOT NAKED CHICK walking down the street! I'm talking, completely naked! What the hell? Apparently, this happens all the time in South Florida, where a group of guys drive around in a "bus" type van, picking up girls! They persuade these hapless young women to get in the van and take their clothes off! Apparently, these girls are promised money, only to be kicked out of the van minutes later without their clothes! But what happens to them after that? They're stuck in the middle of Hallandale with no clothes! Well, it just so happens....Bryce here is minding his own business when, out of the blue... here comes a totally hot sexy brunette walking down his street as naked as the day she was born! It's 2pm in the afternoon and, who would have guessed... she's stark naked! Being a gentleman, he immediately rushes to her aid, thinking she's been the victim of some terrible crime or ... but no, it turns out she's another victim of the notorious "bus"! All she wanted to be is on TV like they promised her... The poor girl is terribly upset and traumatized.. imagine first being offered a big stack of money to be on TV, then coerced into taking your clothes off, then further tricked into doing God knows what else, and then thrown out of the bus without her clothes! Is it any wonder she's obviously been crying? How humiliating!!Well, wanting to make her feel better, and being an expert at BULLSHIT out boy quickly comes up with a story that he is in fact a CASTING AGENT FOR PLAY BUNNY MAGAZINE! (sounds better than manager trainee at publix) and what's more, he can probably get her in the magazine! Maybe this horrid day will turn out to be a good day after all!! Being a slightly gullible and not very wise young lady, she believes him (er.. really?) and proceeds to let him take sexy pictures of her leading to.. well, use your imagination.. Those bus guys might have a better line of cullcrap, but our boy has the superior load!
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