I blame Lara!
As usual I was minding my own business and trying to be a serious film maker, when I was rudely interrupted from "The craft" and forced to indulge in the most shameful shenanigans imaginable! Yes, once again, my slave driver of a wife, Lara, demanded that not only must I create a cinematic masterpiece but also stuff my cock into Amirah's tight arse! To be frank, I hit the roof, "How can I be expected to produce a work of art, when you always insist on me dropping my trousers and getting my cock out?" I protested. "Just shut your big mouth and get yer knob out! You can give me a work of art with your dick jammed up Amirah's bum; anyway, a chimp would do a better job on cam than you do!" yelled Lara. I was mortified at her suggestion that I was no better than a simple, cuddly, primate at the art of filming. yes I know they can ride bikes and are expert at moving pianos, but can a chimp do a White Balance? Anyway its paws would be far too big to operate the little buttons on the camcorder and anyway who still thinks dungarees are in fashion? With that I stamped my foot, slammed down the camera and did as she demanded. I thought to myself, "I will have words with that woman later on, chimp indeed!" Strangely, after getting an eyeful of Amirah's lovely bum, I never got around to it!
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